My New Year's Resolutions - Guest Post By Thomas The Cat
Hi everypawdy - my meowmy asked me to do a guest post of my New Year's Resolutions so I took some time out of my busy napping schedule to write this article! Yes, she promised me treats, but I'm also willing to do it because I just finished a "Keyboarding For Cats" class and want to show off my new skillz!
My (Thomas) New Year's Resolutions For 2017!
1. Get at least 15 hours of sleep each day
And look real cute doing it
2. Find some new hiding places
Stealthy!
Not as stealthy…
3. Creepily watch my pawrents bathe as much as possible
Don’t mind me…
4. Be more tolerant
She’s crazy but she feeds me….
Actually…. screw that. I’m pretty damn tolerant
5. Finally finish destroying these things
#GOALS
6. Read more
Wait I have to learn how to read first
7. Make new friends
Hi neighbor?
8. Help mom keep her priorities in line
No more computer today lady!
9. Help with more household chores
….. erm… maybe not …. this looks gross.
10. STAY SCHMEXY
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Guest post by Thomas the Cat
