11 Unusual Cat Products You Can Actually Buy: From Cat Caviar to Barbie's Pet Peeing Cat
Ever come across a product on the market and wonder, "What the hell?!" So have we. And today we have compiled 11 of the most head-scratching cat related products out there. If you're looking for a gag gift (or really want your cat to feel included when you're eating a Turducken), then this list is for you! Read on in wonder!
1. Caviar For Cats
Beverly Hills Caviar, in addition to selling fine gourmet products for human consumption, also sells caviar for cats in case you want to spoil your cat for its birthday or something.
The website boasts that it is: "concentrated," "easy to serve," and "great for cat parties." At only $27.10 for a 4 ounce can, you can surely splurge for your favorite feline and a few of his closest friends!
2. Bobcat Urine
PredatorPee.com is just your "run-of-the-mill pee superstore for all your pee needs!" I'm kidding, that's not their real slogan. Their actual slogan is:
You've got the pest, We've got the Pee - Let's set up the "Pee-rimeter"
In all fairness, this website is probably extremely useful for land owners, as many of the pees they sell are used to keep out unwanted guests such as rodents, deer, and other unwanted pests. Just sprinkle a little around the "pee-rimeter" and quit your worryin'!
3. Water That Boasts A Pleasant "Cat Forehead" Scent
This spray is for people who want to be reminded of the sweet smell of a cat's forehead at all times. Homesick for your cat? Felissimo's Fabric Water to the rescue! According to the company's website (translated by Google, which I'm fairly certain is not telling the whole story, but take it as you will):
Dying cat lover's "cat smell series" 2nd! Reproduction of fabric spray Introducing the scent of cat forehead. I've Incense tone were many of the opinions in customer surveys the "freshly baked bread aroma of" the base. Once buried my face is sprayed with the zing to the futon and cushions, please ended up full blast Suha Ano aroma of fascination.
4. Full Service Spa Day For Your Cat
At The Main Lion, a full service cat grooming salon, you can schedule a wash & (hand) dry, nail trim, ear cleaning, and special hairstyles for your cat! The "Lion Cut" package even comes with a free cat toy. Their specialized staff can do pretty much any cat-style you can dream up. Cats need pampering too, don't they?
5. Cat-Sitter DVD Trilogy
The product description literally calls it a "trilogy" (probably because it's so epic). The description reads:
Going out to dinner? Leaving for work? Keep Fluffy distracted and curious with footage of birds, butterflies, chipmunks, fish and more, complete with sound.
6. Barbie Potty Training Blissa Pet Playset
... Because cleaning the litterbox is like, super fun?!
8. Crafting With Cat Hair Book
I dunno, I feel like this book just gives us cat ladies a worse rap than we already have. It just conjures images of sad & lonely women at home on a Saturday night, emptying their cat's brush onto a piece of felt while powering up the hot glue gun. Someone prove me wrong here but this could be a step in the wrong direction ...
9. The "Meowlingual" Cat Meow Translator
In addition to deciphering what your cat's saying to you, this device can actually analyze your kitty's face and tell you what mood he/she is in. Although it's available in 3 different colors, the language is only available in Japanese. Womp womp.
10. "Neuticles," Testicular Implants For Pets
Per the website:
Neuticles allows pets to retain their natural look, self esteem and aids the pet's owner with the trauma associated with altering.
I'm no pet psychologist, but are these really needed? Do dogs and cats have that many vanity issues? Apparently they do, as Kim Kardashian's dog, Rocky Kardashian, got "Neuticled" in 2013.
11. Nyan Nyan Nouveau, Wine For Cats
Made of grape juice, Vitamin C, and catnip (natch), Nyan Nyan Nouveau is the perfect treat for your cat, for those Saturday nights you're at home alone, crafting puppets out of cat hair.